Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in heyheyfuckyou's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, June 1st, 2005
7:09 pm	Ink jobs and slobbed knobs Allright, for the people who are keeping score. Tattoos do hurts, thought not unreasonable, the biggest thing is shading which fucking sucks 3x. Crown Hand Heart Hand (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 24th, 2005
8:10 pm	Rabbits have conquered my fucking lawn. Sam and i have developed an elaborate frontal assault on their stronghold and shall execute our plan within the week Mikey is on the way home as we speak though opsec doesn't allow me to know anything more than simply that. I am about to put a fuckin boot to the head of that tossa patrick, always gankin all the pints and dangling from the yawbawls about some new shit. Damn brits always talking some crazy shit, but they made great caper movies, thanks to Guy Richie anyfuckingway. I am just dicking around now waiting for someone to call me, though its been an hour now, Whats the time limit on call you back? Damn i don't know. Well fuck it. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, May 23rd, 2005
12:51 am	I am a reasonable person i think. Just because i can take things a day at a time doesn't mean i am afraid of the future or fail to plan for it. It doesn't mean i don't dream about picket fenses and golden retreivers named shamrock. Just because that stuff occurs within the safe confines of my brain doesn't mean that i am not reasonable, it just means that i filter things but then again throwing out jibberish about how reasonable i am doesn't seem so reasonable. Anyway, what have i to worry about, I am from the land of humble origins and hard work. and other people i have heard legend of come from the land of make-up wearing men, the homeland of metrosexuality, and sports cars so phallatic that the men driving them hope they turn on their trophy wives, so for a moment they can stop being concerned about what the neighbors think long enough to have ackward unsatisfying sex in the guest bedroom. In other words... FUCK p.s. - I can't fucking spell, and i don't really care. Current Mood: aggravated (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 19th, 2005
9:45 pm	oh yeah. I am so sexy. p.s. my girlfriend loves me. not just for my hot, rock hard body, though. apparently i'm really interesting and humorous. p.s. shr wriylzrhtg eArhavgrwrWRVVWVWYA5EVAHATEA she writes on my computer too. Current Mood: aggravated (1 Comment |Comment on this)
12:07 pm	..... Hey. Hey. hey. FUCK YOU! Current Mood: aggravated (7 Comments |Comment on this)